Why THANK YOU?

A guy walks into a bar and asks for a glass of iced water. The barman immediately pulls out a gun and points it at the man. The man then says “thank you so much” and leaves the bar. Why?
Sol: he had hiccups

MISSING PLATE

Two men sit down to dinner, each with his own son but there are only 3 plates and each person has his own. How?
Sol: Grandfather,son,grandson

APPLES

If there are three apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
Sol: 2

WHY

Why can’t a man living in London be buried in Paris?
Sol: Bcoz he has not died yet

ONE WAY STREET

A young guy who has just started learning to drive went down a one way street but didn’t break the law. Why?
Sol: Bcoz he's walking

WHO IS IN THE PHOTOGRAPH?

I am staring at a photo of someone. I don’t have any brothers or sisters and yet that man’s father is my father’s son. Who am I looking at?
Sol: My Son